Category Archives: Kiteboarding

The Yellow Light of Sobriety

I am not a good smoker, of anything.  I once attempted to smoke a cigarette at a bar to fit in with my bad-ass cousin, but she was onto me immediately. “You don’t really smoke, do you?” she said. “No,” I said, … Continue reading

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Say it with a Smile

I learned to kite during a week-long clinic in Hatteras. More accurately:  I continued to learn to kite during a week-long clinic in Hatteras.  This was after 2 or 3 lessons in Newport, another 6 months just flying a trainer kite … Continue reading

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popularity contest

Two hours after being appointed Location Manager of the New York Best Kiteboarding Lesson Center (no additional compensation, just the glory!), it became painfully clear to me that I didn’t actually want to BE a Location Manager. It was a lot … Continue reading

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cold and horny

There’s a little more to the “to pee or not to pee” story that I left out. Remember how I said that the Lil Pisser managed not to get the crap beat out of him that night? Well, here’s how. … Continue reading

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the little pisser

Today’s Crossfit Workout was named: “Drinking from the Firehose.” I’m not sure why, since there is no drinking and no creative use of a firehose as one of the exercises, but I like the name. It reminds me of a … Continue reading

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