she might be an eight … but on a scale of what?

Yesterday, my imaginary boyfriend showed up at the gym with his real live actual girlfriend.

At least I think it was his girlfriend. She called him a cute, lovey-dovey pet name and tried to hold his hand during the warmup. That’s a girlfriend, right?

I’m just not sure though. This is my imaginary boyfriend, the one who said he’d only go out with a girl “if she was really really hot … like, at least an eight.”

“Whatever happened to that,” I was dying to ask. “I thought you said you only dated girls who were really really hot … like, at least an eight. What kind of a scale were you actually talking about … a scale of ‘1 to 100’?”

I just don’t get it. I assume she must have an outstanding personality.

Holding hands during the warmup though? Who does that?

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