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Category Archives: Random Past
motherhood
When I first heard about test-tube babies, I thought FINALLY! I never wanted to go through the whole nine-months-of-being-pregnant process – I couldn’t even last six weeks with a cast on my wrist – but now that there was a … Continue reading
Might as well face it, I’m a dick with a glove
Misheard lyrics, oh how I love them. I could waste hours on the Kissthisguy website. And the explanations from the people doing the mishearing make the lyrics even funnier: “I thought it was a song about Michael Jackson and I … Continue reading
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Tagged allegheny riding camp, bend over I'll drive, camp counselor, misheard lyrics
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operation favorite
In my lifelong quest to become my father’s favorite child, I was always looking for ways to elbow my way towards the forefront. Since I couldn’t do it by being a naturally loveable person, I had to attempt it in … Continue reading
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carousel of hopelessness
One of the things I liked best about living in Los Angeles was that there was always the possibility of running into a big Hollywood Star. Not that I ran into many, or any at all, for that matter, although … Continue reading
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Tagged Carousel of Hope, Hollywood, Karate Kid, Kevin Nealon, Mike Myers
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