Category Archives: Dating

are you sure nobody’s follow us?

Posted on August 16, 2012 by Stacey

CRAP. Crap crap crap crap crap. I am DONE with Match.com. DONE with it. I don’t know why I do this to myself. I know this is not a good medium for me. I know this. So why, after every … Continue reading →

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do I really need to explain it?

Posted on January 20, 2012 by Stacey

Apparently, I do. While some people thought my last post about time machines was funny, some people didn’t.  This guy didn’t:  “You’re an annoying wench and anyone can clearly understand why you’re still single. F^&ckin’ c^nt.” Except he didn’t use child-friendly symbols. … Continue reading →

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theme of the day: time machines do exist!

Posted on December 18, 2011 by Stacey

Here is what’s happening on match.com today, which is a representative sample and can be used to extrapolate how the rest of my days on match.com have been going. (I am aware that I am probably breaking some rule by posting … Continue reading →

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oh, the joys of online dating, part II

Posted on October 29, 2011 by Stacey

Today you will come along with me as I review my Daily Matches. Bachelor #1: As if the scary scowl wasn’t enough to scare me away, he smokes daily and does Civil War Reinactments  Who smokes? Who does Civil War Reinactments?  Plus, he never drinks.  How … Continue reading →

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oh the joys of online dating

Posted on October 22, 2011 by Stacey

Every morning, Match.com sends me my seven daily matches. Are they kidding? Who exactly is doing the matching? With the gems I find in my box, I have to seriously question the ability of whoever is doing the matching to … Continue reading →

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