Monthly Archives: May 2014

operation favorite

In my lifelong quest to become my father’s favorite child, I was always looking for ways to elbow my way towards the forefront. Since I couldn’t do it by being a naturally loveable person, I had to attempt it in … Continue reading

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baby eels

In January, I had to go to Madrid for work. And when I say work, I mean work. Early in the morning until late at night, and no time to see the city itself. But I wanted to do something … Continue reading

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your children are not charming

If there is one thing people will never look at me and say, it’s “Hmmm, I wonder why she never had any children.” I hate children. Especially undisciplined children that run around and scream for no apparent reason, in places … Continue reading

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