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carousel of hopelessness
One of the things I liked best about living in Los Angeles was that there was always the possibility of running into a big Hollywood Star. Not that I ran into many, or any at all, for that matter, although … Continue reading
Posted in Random Past
Tagged Carousel of Hope, Hollywood, Karate Kid, Kevin Nealon, Mike Myers
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are you sure nobody’s follow us?
CRAP. Crap crap crap crap crap. I am DONE with Match.com. DONE with it. I don’t know why I do this to myself. I know this is not a good medium for me. I know this. So why, after every … Continue reading
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