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theme of the day: time machines do exist!
Here is what’s happening on match.com today, which is a representative sample and can be used to extrapolate how the rest of my days on match.com have been going. (I am aware that I am probably breaking some rule by posting … Continue reading
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and you wonder why I'm still single 