Monthly Archives: January 2011

idiot mud jog (dba warrior dash)

Yesterday I drove north for three hours in my gas-guzzling Jeep Wrangler, to participate in the Lake Wales, Florida, 2011 Warrior Dash, a “mud crawling, fire leaping extreme run from hell.” Today, I am sitting here, back on my couch, wearing … Continue reading

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helmet head

So today … uggh … in just a few short hours, I’m supposed to be three hours north of  where I am right now (on my warm and comfortable couch) – to somewhere remote, in the middle of the state, right … Continue reading

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storybook fashion

Since it’s cold here in Florida right now, I had to wear a jacket today.  It’s blue and felt-like, with oversized buttons, and I love it like no other jacket I’ve ever owned: it’s warm and cozy and makes me feel safe. … Continue reading

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the great sewage disaster of 1969

I wasn’t a stupid child. I didn’t stick marbles in my nose, or forks into electrical sockets, and I didn’t write on walls with crayons.  For all my faults (conniving, ultra-serious, unpleasant, etc), I wasn’t a dummy. I would never … Continue reading

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